Channeling Kylie

Ok, by now you know that I read my horoscope everyday- I figure it adds another perspective to my life which could (or could not) be helpful.

Here's the general one for today: Welcome to the romantic comedy version of your life. With Mercury traveling retrograde in the air sign of Aquarius and the moon tripping lightly through another air sign, Libra, the stage is set for the kind of circumstance that Hollywood screenwriters call "the meet-cute." Singles could bumble and bump straight into their nemesis/life love.

This last sentence freaks me out because tonight I am going to an opening where my recent ex-lover will be in attendance. This is the first time I will see him since the last time we spoke, back in September.

So this is the all-dreaded run-in: the one where I will have to look really cute, pretend that I had no idea he was going to be there, and make sure that at every moment of the evening I am either laughing hysterically at lameass jokes or profusely flipping my hair around.

Yes boys, girls do this. Not because we want you back, but because we still want you to want us!

I need a drink. Shave my legs. Channel Kylie. YES!